ideal relationship: you tell me in great detail how i am more attractive than my enemies
do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities
how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing
Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart
The true mark of maturity.
I like the part where they get ice water dumped on them and act all surprised and upset that it was cold