Well, I’ll be damned, would you look at that?
Joel McHale competes in Billy Eichner's Mo'Lympics, a series of physical challenges based on the career of Oscar-winning actress and talk-show host Mo'Nique, that ends with an epic fight between Joel and Billy!
I look very professional on the outside, but underneath-
if you hear plastic crinkling in the bathroom stall, no it’s not a tampon it’s just that I’m eating an entire sleeve of Oreos and I don’t want 20 people to see
my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’
every few days i will tweet something he would totally say
but he will never remember tweeting it
slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane
television show idea:
men who relentlessly pursue people with inappropriate messages on ok cupid are forced to read everything they’ve said in front of a live studio audience.
i want a petition for this
slight modification: they have to read them to their mother