Life Hack: Save money on expensive Valentine’s Day gifts by erecting emotional barriers all around you and growing old and dying alone.

Whoa - My office kitchen #EasterMiracle

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Well, I’ll be damned, would you look at that?

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funnyordie:

Billy on the Street: The Mo’Lympics with Joel McHale

Joel McHale competes in Billy Eichner's Mo'Lympics, a series of physical challenges based on the career of Oscar-winning actress and talk-show host Mo'Nique, that ends with an epic fight between Joel and Billy!

I look very professional on the outside, but underneath-

cat socks!

ven0moth:

if you hear plastic crinkling in the bathroom stall, no it’s not a tampon it’s just that I’m eating an entire sleeve of Oreos and I don’t want 20 people to see